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Don’t Cry Over Cereal Milk
Upon hearing about the invention of cereal milk, a woman I know well had an immediate opportunity to try it. With a mix of curiosity and fear, she drank the small sample and wondered to herself how the world is … Continue reading
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Wake Me If The House Burns Down
Slide into bed, so happy you can sleep No worries as the eyelids shut and the mind unwinds Wake me if the house burns down Hellfire! Assuming that the heating supply will never run out A place where all the … Continue reading
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Joint Report of the Director General of the World Health Organization and the Executive Director of the United Nations Vengeful Clowns Foundation
Part I – Declaration of Illegal Insanity Who is the “Sick Bitch”? Music is the “Sick Bitch”. Love and passion have their itch, but the Sick Bitch is a want for a need. The Sick Bitch has the earth in … Continue reading
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The Waves
We were waving. We were waving at no-one. We were waving at no-one special. We were waving at no-one special except for those in the ocean. We were waving at on-one special except for those in the ocean because those … Continue reading
Driggs and Roebling (Original Liner Notes)
What can you do? What can you say? Why would it matter anyway? Afraid of the creatures? Well why would that be? You are bigger than them you see! Tomorrow I had left my notes by the clarinet room. It … Continue reading
The Flaming Pin!
We were bowling. True story. We were bowling. Probably only 5 of 40 lanes were being used. Approximate time: 1:30 AM. We had two lanes; one of us bowled the ball…which hit the pins…which brought the Ole’ Bowley widget down … Continue reading
Power Drum Suit (Part 3)
It was either by choice, or by ridiculous storms, which prevented the adults from thinking. The only thing interesting about Nails was his jaundice, recently brought on by being born again. “Not another second of this can I stand mon’” … Continue reading
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Tagged Brollik, Dave Rich, Ryan O'Donnell, Shannon Mulready
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Broonzy…. well he was the kind of guy who’d take your family in after a Quake but probably not the type of individual who you would subpoena as a character witness on your behalf. You see he had that twitchy … Continue reading
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